December 2011
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
I like the idea of soulmates.
I like the idea that someone out there is made just for you, the idea that someone out there is so in sync with you it’ll almost scare you, the idea that someone out there will make you feel complete, the idea that someone out there is the best person for you to be with.
The idea that someone in this world is perfect for you.
Anons are cute.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
lickmypersuasion:
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
oh god im crying
sittinginatree-f-u-c-k-i-n-g:
“if you like gospel/alternative/disco/funk
and a bit of reggae jazz
hardcore.
you’ll really really be confused with our track”
- jeddie.
When your friends purposely make things awkward...